Fantasy Football
September is my favorite time of the year. It isn’t perfect.
It’s still hot, there’s not much on TV, and there are few holidays. But there is
one thing that excites me more than anything else: the return of fantasy
football! For those unaware of fantasy sports, the concept is simple. Friends
form a group and select professional athletes to represent them. The friends
compete with each other based on the athletes’ performances. For example, I
could win at fantasy football when my players advance the ball, fantasy
baseball when my players get a lot of hits, fantasy basketball when my players
get a lot of points, steals, and assists. I like fantasy sports because choices
are under my control and there is no limit to how good I can be. I will never
be a professional athlete and I will never change the outcome of a game, but I
can be smarter than all my friends! I can pay the most attention to news,
matchups, history, talent, weather, and statistics and be the best fantasy
player in the world! In my years of playing I have noticed some similarities
between fantasy football and things I say in Individual Valuism. Things such
as:
Values are subjective. The most common scoring systems
reflect real football. Six points for a touchdown, three points for a field
goal, one point for 10 yards gained because that helps in winning football.
Negative two points for an interception because that is detrimental to winning
football. Different people have different beliefs about what actions should
have what values. Some believe that yardage should have less value or none at
all. Some believe that players should receive a point for each time they catch
the ball to balance the infrequency with which that happens per player. Some
even like to play where bad football actions like fumbles and interceptions
have positive fantasy points. While values may differ, none of them are
objectively wrong. Being a reflection of real football is not the point. You
can think and decide what system you want. In real life, it is the same way.
People agree and disagree on what is worthwhile. There is no objective standard
to say what is right or wrong.
However, you might be lonely if you don’t compromise your
values. I play in three leagues: one with high school friends, one with college
friends, and one with work friends. All of them have scoring systems that I
don’t completely like. But I am lucky to have any of them; it’s not easy to organize
ten or more people. So if there is a current or proposed rule with which I
disagree, I make my objections known and state my reasons. But if the
prevailing opinion is against me, I have to shut up and accept it. If I fight
it, I might get my way, I might not, but also everyone could decide they don’t
want to play with me anymore. And then I have nothing. Sure, I could play with
random people on the internet, but that’s no fun. In real life, you will
sometimes disagree with your family, friends, and government. Sometimes you
speak up, sometimes you shut up. You have to choose between making things
better, keeping harmony, and being outcast or punished.
You win with preparation, intelligence, and luck. Some things are beyond your control in fantasy football. You usually can’t choose your draft order and you can’t predict if your player will get a concussion. In real life you can’t choose your parents and you could get hit by a drunk driver anytime that you are on the road. But in general people have a good amount of control over what they do. It is a choice to pay attention to your surroundings and your future. It is a choice to find what is best to you and act on it. Or you can choose not to think, in which case you will make random decisions based on nothing, and your life and your fantasy team will probably suck.